Hi, I'm Dale and I'm happy to meet you here. I like hiking, swimming and traveling, how about you?

hello steve my id is [email protected] thanks for ur message

I'm the only one who writes on your wall btw and it makes me look like a stalker. Could you find some more friends please? =D

Your puppy does what? Looking stupid like me? Hey, you have a puppy? How old? Whats the name? I wanna see a pic!
It's late here and I guess I better go sleeping. Talk to you later.

Haha. last one was good =D
So you really trust me in giving you the right translation? Well, let's see:
1. "Hallo" (okay, I guess even Google knows that)
2. "Schön Dich kennenzulernen" (would be fun to hear you breaking your tongue)
3. "Wo sind die Toiletten?" / "Wo is das Klo?"
4. "Tut mir leid, aber ich wusste nicht, dass sie deine Frau ist (Freundin/ Tochter/ Mutter)
Hey, you forgot sister! =P You could get in trouble for that, too!

Now seriously, of course I would help you getting around here. And Germans do understand English, some of them just don't like to speak it cause they're afraid to make mistakes and sound silly. And if they do have a strong German accent they actually do sound quite silly/stupid.
So, hows my favorite Uncle doin' by the way?

No no, YOU tell me what you want me to teach you! I just translate it for you.

It's always a good time to visit the land of germs =D Next month I'm off work for 2 weeks but I guess that's a little too soon for you, hehe. Christmas Time might be quite nice.
Let me know if you need some German lessons. I will tach you the most important phrases. LOL

Hey, I didn't realize that I might look angry on the pic. It was taken years ago so I don't remember why I was looking like that. If someone said stupid things like "Metal sucks" I would just laugh at the person =D
Soooo, when are you coming to Germany, huh?

Hey, you didn't notice my sarcasm this time???
But anyhow, people in this area would be totally confused if I said "Hi" to them because they are not known for their openness.
Gotta get ready for work now. Have a great weekend, Uncle! x

Hi ...

oh, I feel so glad I did that now =D