for sure! :P

so tired after sport :o

Oh, sorry, I had to take a shower. I take long showers. Is that homo? Most likely.
Anyways. Specifics, huh? You should know I hate details.
My interest will now be centered around why you like Bright Eyes. If you like them for certain reasons, I'll probably like you a lot more. Again, not the way you're thinking, though. In fact, I wouldn't even call it liking, more like respecting, really. You need to stop asking questions that make it sound like I'm coming on to you. >.>

I wouldn't buy it, just yet. You might not like it. It's real spacey and like his "digital ash in a digital urn" album.
Sure you didn't. (sarcasm) I'm sure you were grinning with your accusing cleverness.
Just interest. No need for specifics.

I can't help it or anything! Geez. Stop making me feel like such an asshole. It's temporary, too. After I talk to them for more than 15 seconds, the assumption usually goes away.
Cause, now you know I have an interest in you. Not the way you're thinking, though.
None taken. And you didn't answer my last question.

Either way, I'm convinced that dating's just not for me.
I don't even like focus on it. It just happens naturally. It's kinda like instinct. I almost assume if a girl looks good, she's probably an asshole. It's a bad judgmental habit of mine. The assumption doesn't last long, though.
****, I had a feeling that I should have used a different comparison. Well, it's too late now. So have you heard Bright Eyes' newest album?

I told you, it's illogical, and I don't need it. I don't like dependency.
Plus, I have this really weird thing where I'm not attracted by visual appearance very much. I'm sure you don't believe me. Which is fine, I don't believe it myself, sometimes. For some reason, I'm more attracted to intellect and commonalities. Like if I hear a girl's favorite artist is Bright Eyes (My favorite band) I'll be incredibly intrigued by her.

Oh, I see. Well, haters gonna hate, right? That's pretty low down, though.
Nope, never. Single since birth!
Woah, woah, woah. I wasn't saying your relationships are something to laugh at. I was saying it's just funny that you asked me, of all people such a question. Me, a guy who literally has never even considered dating. The chances are what's funny. Idk, I think I may be laughing at myself in a way. XD

I don't need friends anyway. Acquaintances are enough for me anyway.
Guy's be hatin'? Care to go into detail?
Love Life? LOL! Oh god, that's the funniest question I've heard all week. XD That basically made my week, I laughed so hard. I'm seriously like crying.
Nah, I don't really have one, nor have I ever had one. Relationships are meaningless, but I love hearing about everyone elses'. It's pretty entertaining.

I have friends! I just can't be honest about my opinion on stuff or I'll loose them. Or even worse, they could tell my parents and I'd end up living on the streets. Christians HATE Atheist, ALOT!
Oh, cold hearted, huh?
I don't blame you for your lack of trust. Trust is illogical, I don't know why anyone trusts at all, honestly.